I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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