i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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