I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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