don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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