So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
vagina is talking i cant
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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