Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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