I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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