Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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