Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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