Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i already hear my dad disowning me
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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