Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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