Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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