Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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