She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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