So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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