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(480): View more from Arizona

allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys

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(714): View more from California

You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that

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(925): View more from California

Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends

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(613): View more from Ontario

at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity

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