Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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