there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Do plants get herpes?
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