at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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