I love black thongs
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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