I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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