what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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