he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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