you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
