I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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