if only i could text you this smell
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
