Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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