she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
as a side note pls kill me
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