i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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