can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We were destined to go to rehab together
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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