I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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