You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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