I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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