Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
