Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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