Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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