just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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