Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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