Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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