So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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