Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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