She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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