I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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