your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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