As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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