Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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