I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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