Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
