Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
