after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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